Biography Lemmy Kilmister

He enjoyed his life with all his might, mercilessly thumped and smoked until the end of his days, rowled, destroyed everything around, sincerely loved the music and remained true to himself, even when there was not a penny in his pocket. Sex, drugs, rock and roll is just about him. Lemmy is a real disgusting man who even described his group as the most disgusting in history: “You will have a lawn if we settle next to us.” Lemmy lived for 70 years, which with his lifestyle is simply incredible.

For such a long and rich life, he accumulated a whole sea of ​​crazy stories. On the autopilot ” - and several the wildest fits retell Disgusting Men. It will be difficult to believe in a lot, but this is Lemmy! Lemmy was a terrible womanizer “at the age of fourteen, working at a riding school, I really realized that I wanted women of all shapes and sizes, any age, skin color and religious beliefs.

And political preferences. " Lemmy honestly admitted that he went to music to seduce as many girls as possible. The love of rock and roll for his decision influenced forty percent, everything else was love for women. Even for the guitar, he took up only because he noticed how the girls were sticking to the guitarists. And it worked! Lemmy turned his stepfather garage into his lair and constantly drove girls there.

The stepfather sometimes burst at the most inopportune moment, but this did not bother young Lemmy at all. Actually, for the first time he sat down for drugs. He was detained with white powder when crossing the Canadian border, even when he played in the Hawkwind group. Lemmy did not even hide the substance - they lay right in his pocket. My situation was not particularly pleasant.

I used to spend the night several times in the site, but I never got into a real, serious prison. ” For a long time Lemmy did not melt in prison - his colleagues in the group made a bail. Lemmy himself wrote that they did it only because he was no longer to replace him at the nearest concert. By the way, later he was fired from the group. The group was allocated to the group as a dressing room on wheels - without air conditioning and booze!

The van group ultimately rushed and decided that it would be nice to get rid of it. The options were considered two: burn or drown. As a result, they drowned. At the airport, the group members and all technical personnel were detained and placed in prison for three or four days, and then deported to England. The musicians then also made a noise on the plane, so they had good chances of sitting down at arrival at London.

Lemmy saw a UFO with his own eyes at least, he himself is sure of this. There was a meeting with UFO during the tour of the group in England. The musicians rode through heather wastelands, when suddenly a bright pink ball appeared above the horizon. The object flew literally out of nowhere and froze sharply. For some time he hung in the sky, as if pulsing, and then incredibly quickly broke off and flew right at Lemmy above his head.

People have not yet learned how to do things that are capable of this, right? So, having excluded all other opportunities, we get that it was a flying saucer, no matter how incredible it may seem. I am sure that they did not look at us. They were probably more interested in America, they probably managed to reach there while we climbed back into the car! Then the musicians began to be arrogant, to drive with the demands in the rider and get angry with the slightest “disrespect” addressed to them.

Lemmy honestly admitted this and did not approve of years later. But this attitude led to one funny and extremely destructive story. Once the group was called to play live on the Clyde radio in Glasgow. The musicians arrived, but the sound station is not. And dumped. They didn’t call us there anymore - quite unsportsmanlike on their part. ” However, this can be said about the whole “metallica” - without Lemmy no Metallica would have happened.

In addition, the groups were always friends and supported each other. And even here Lemmy behaved friendly and allowed Ulrich to be attended by rehearsals, on which the musicians composed songs for the Iron Fist album. After that, Lars decided to assemble his own group. But the funniest - and the most historical - the case occurred in the year in Western Hollywood.

Ulrich became so bad that he sparkled himself and fell out. Lemmy took advantage of the situation and the photo of Lars appeared in the booklet to the album "Orgasmatron". The perspective there, however, is such that it is difficult to identify Ulrich. Lars, by the way, was not offended at all and even considered it an honor! Once Lemmy nearly exploded on his own bed the usual story for constantly smoking Lemmy - he repeatedly fell asleep with a lit cigarette, a real classic.

Once, after the concert on the island of Meng, Lemmy almost burned down, waking up from the fact that “it became hot in the room”-in fact, this was already blazing the bed. But the situation is more abruptly happened at Lemmy at home. Once again he fell asleep with a cigarette in his teeth, she fell out, burned the bed and got inside the mattress.When the musician woke up, the mattress was red, Lemmy immediately jumped off him and the bed literally exploded: "The flame was to the ceiling, I almost crap." They came across a completely wild promoter from hell, which constantly confused directions, which is why the group was late for ferries and concerts.

The patience of the musicians ended in Trondheim - after the next delay in the concert for two hours, again what happened through the fault of the promoter. At the same time, the group manager in the microphone announced: “See this goat? That's why we were late for the concert today! After the concert, of course, a policeman appeared in the dressing room Lemmy. But this time the musician escaped with a conversation: he listened to that dissatisfaction with the work of man was not a reason to pour his sauce: “Apparently, it was the cheese sauce, and not physical violence, most of all.

The main thing is the sauce. Lemmy starred in the film “Eat the rich”, where his Dubler was a girl Lemmy played several episodic roles in the cinema, but in the black comedy “Eat the rich” year he had a full -fledged role. Lemmy played a hero named Spider, who worked at the Soviet double agent Captain Fortune.

He played, in fact, himself, so everything went easily - the director simply commanded where Lemmy go and what to say. But one funny moment is connected with his role. Lemmy simply left his clothes for filming and in the stage he was replaced by a very tall girl. Apparently, a man with a suitable hair was simply not found! Lemmy Cosplay Hitler at the Slayer concert is worth saying that Lemmy was generally fond of collecting objects from the time of the Third Reich: iron crosses, daggers and other aesthetics.

At the same time, he did not sympathize with Nazi ideas. This case has no special details, he is funny in itself: “In general, I really liked this tour. At the last concert, during Set Slayer, I stood behind their guitarist Jeff Hanneman and just stuck there - at the same time I dressed up in Hitler. ” And there was a lot of audience in Pankov’s custom - none of the musicians, of course, loved this.

Once the fan spat Lemmy deliciously directly onto the guitar, but he was not at a loss, erased the spit with his hand and ran through her hair, saying to the microphone: “I will wash my head tonight, but you will remain shit tomorrow! Lemmy continued the concert for some time, because he simply did not notice the cut. He stopped when he saw that the whole scene was already flooded with blood-then he noticed that he was "whipping from his hand, like from a pump." He was immediately sent to the hospital and imposed the seams, but his arm after some time turned black-blood poisoning occurred.

Lemmy had to urgently return to England, where he spent two weeks in the hospital - everything was miraculously: “When I say that the hand was blackened, I do not mean that it was blue: it was black and with a little redness. I almost lost two fingers!